Guys, we really tried to make it through an entire day without reporting on another Kanye West rant, but alas, there is another that just couldn't be ignored.
This time, it's in audio form, and you can listen to it below.
In a clip obtained by Page Six, you can hear Kanye call Taylor Swift a "fake ass" and go off on an expletive-filled tirade backstage before his performance last week onSaturday Night Live.
Kanye has received much backlash over a controversial lyric in his new song "Famous," in which he says he might have sex with Taylor, since he "made that bitch famous."
"Don't f*ck with me! Don't f*ck with me! Don't f*ck with me!" he screams in the clip, after going on about how he's 50 percent more influential than notable figures in history including Pablo Picasso, Stanley Kubrick, Pablo Escobar and Paul the Apostle.
We don't know who did his calculations, but we've a feeling they're a hair off.
But the one who's truly off - his rocker - is Kanye. Yeezy was so worked up over a problem with the set that he nearly walked out and left the show high and dry with no musical guest.

“Just moments leading into the live show, and during the live show, Kanye had a meltdown and threatened to walk off,” said one production insider. "He freaked out about how the set was arranged." 
Another source told Page Six that Kanye was heard calling the SNL crew "white motherf**kers."
Kanye has arguably made himself famous (nevermind Taylor) by acting like a bona fide, screamy nut job, but his latest antics are stirring up even more controversy than usual.
His former co-writer and close friend Rhymefest recently tweeted that 'Ye was in need of "spiritual and mental" counseling, and that he should "step away from the public & yesmen & heal."  
Someone close to him, if not a mental health professional, definitely needs to get into this man's head and tell him to GET A MOTHERLOVING GRIP.
And if you don't believe us, hear it for yourself (audio NSFW):

While there's no disputing that there is only one Adele, we have found a woman who could easily be mistaken for her evil twin.
Okay, maybe not evil, but that's fun to imagine.
Ellinor Hellborg is a Swedish citizen whose Instagram account is blowing up because of her resemblance to the superstar songstress.
Check out the photos below and tell us she's not a dead ringer for Adele!

1. Ellinor Hellborg or Adele?

Ellinor Hellborg or Adele?
The 22-year-old beauty lives in a rural town near Gothenburg in Sweden.

2. She's been told she looks like Adele on many occasions, and she doesn't mind

She's been told she looks like Adele on many occasions, and she doesn't mind
On one of her photos, Ellinor wrote this in the caption: "I'm a huge fan of hers and hearing you all say i look like her is such a compliment!"

3. In fact, she says she's quite the songstress herself

In fact, she says she's quite the songstress herself
Ellinor says she sang while at school and even performed many of Adele's songs.

4. She's definitely got Adele's signature cat-eye down

She's definitely got Adele's signature cat-eye down
A makeup aficionado, Ellinor calls this eyeliner trick the "cut crease," one we see on Adele quite frequently.

5. How is this not Adele?!?

How is this not Adele?!?
In this pic, Ellinor is the spitting image of Adele. She said she definitely had the singer in mind while creating this look.

6. And now, she seems to be garnering quite the fan base herself

And now, she seems to be garnering quite the fan base herself
"Some people have reached out and asked me to listen to their own Adele-covers after seeing the pictures, which is fun," she told the Mirror.
Jouurnalist Till Bruckner, writing in the Huffington Post, interviewed two officials from the Caribbean nation the Commonwealth of Dominica government on the citizenship status of the former Minister of Petroleum Resources Diezani Alison-Madueke.
Diezani Alison-Madueke
The Commonwealth of Dominica, like many small nations, allows for people who invest in the Dominican economy to receive citizenship under the law. This practice, which has been growing in popularity worldwide, is a major source of foreign direct investment into the Dominica according to the reporting by Mr. Bruckner.
Vince Henderson, Dominica's permanent representative to the United Nations, and Emmanuel Nanthan, the head of the country's Citizenship by Investment Unit, were interviewed on questions surrounding Dominica’s Citizenship Programme and its efforts to increase foreign direct investment.
The issuance of diplomatic passports to non-citizens is a crucial aspect of the program as it encourages various foreign business leaders to serve as “ambassadors” for the Dominica, according to the Dominican officials.
Mr. Bruckner questioned the ethics and practice of granting these passports, citing Mrs. Alison-Madueke as an example of a passport holder who clearly is corrupt.
Both Mr. Nanthan and Mr. Henderson argued that the Dominica government followed its due diligence before issuing Mrs. Alison-Madueke her passport.
However, the embattled former minister was given her passport only 6 days after meeting with the Dominican Prime Minister Roosevelt Skerrit in London, leading to questions about how thorough or serious her citizenship process was.
The Dominica officials argued that Mrs. Alison-Madueke’s passport approval process was begun long before she met Prime Minister Skerrit.
When questioned on the secrecy behind the former minister’s appointment as the Trade and Investment Commissioner for Dominica, Mr. Nanthan and Mr. Henderson admitted that the Dominican government should have been more forthright regarding the appointment.
Mrs. Alison-Madueke has been in the UK receiving treatment for cancer since former President Goodluck Jonathan left office in May 2015. In October, she was arrested by agents of the National Crime Agency in the UK accused of money laundering and other financial crimes.
It has also been alleged that Mrs. Alison-Madueke was planning to flee the United Kingdom using her diplomatic Dominica passport but that plot was spoiled when the UK authorities arrested her and suspected accomplices.
Mrs. Alison-Madueke worked for Shell Petroleum prior to her appointment to the cabinet of former President Umaru Yar’Adua. Upon Mr. Yar’Adua’s death in 2010, President Jonathan appointed Mrs. Alison-Madueke to the Petroleum Ministry. She was widely regarded as one of the most powerful members of Mr. Jonathan’s cabinet.
Her tenure was marked by numerous questionable deals, including controversies over billions of dollars of oil revenues that were reportedly not deposited with the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Nigerian anti-corruption police investigators told SaharaReporters that serious investigations and collaboration with the UK, and the US would continue to determine the scale of corruption perpetrated by Mrs. Alison-Madueke and her collaborators. Earlier today her husband was arrested by agents of the anti-corruption unit accused of laundering over $600,000 for his wife.



Source: SaharaReporters
The England skipper would earn £500,000-per-week in the Far East but the Red Devils want a marquee signing to replace him should he depart Old Trafford
Manchester United are weighing up a big-money offer for captain Wayne Rooney from China, according to the Manchester Evening News.

The Red Devils are open to selling the England skipper this summer, but would only allow him to depart if they can replace him with a marquee signing of their own.

Rooney would earn around £500,000-a-week were the move to materialise despite a disappointing campaign at Old Trafford.

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