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NORTH KOREA BOMB THREATS ,AMERICA NOT IMPRESSED



North Korea organised a military parade this Saturday, where it displayed its military strength.
It was quite the spectacle.
This appears to be a response to Donald Trump’s tweet to shut down their nuclear operations. It also seems to be a response to Donald putting 59 missiles in Syria.
According to the Washington Post, April 15 is the most important day in the North Korean calendar, and Kim Jong Un has celebrated his grandfather’s birthday with great fanfare as a way to boost his own legitimacy as the successor to the communist dynasty.
WATCH:
North Korea put its military might on display during a parade in the heart of Pyongyang http://cnn.it/2owJ8D5 
What do Americans think about this?
America: Hold my beer.
North Korea: NO. YOU HOLD MY BEER.
China: Um, YOU GUYS...
I think it will go something like this...

Trump: Don't do it

North Korea: *tests nuke*

Trump: tisk tisk

North Korea: *ceases to exist*
How does Trump prepare for a possible nuclear war with North Korea?

He schedules another vacation golf trip in Mar-a-Lago!
There is always a risk of insane nuclear conflict when one leader is a demented despot and the other is North Korean 
I just hope North Korea knows where Mar-a-Lago is. Because I'm on the OTHER side of the country.
North Korea is a joke. As soon as it even attacks America, article 5, 6 and 51 of NATO are triggered. The UK will retaliate.
Threaten North Korea all you want, Donald. We won't be distracted from the utter failure of the White House Easter Egg Roll.
You see that parade of missile and tanks in North Korea? That's what  wanted to do for his inauguration
The President requested that chocolate cake be tentatively added to the Easter menu. If he has it or not, depends on North Korea.
If we beat North Korea who do we play in the second round?
I hear some fat kid in North Korea is planning to play w/ matches this weekend.

Don't make me come over there & spank your a$s fat boy.
UK chimes in:
Dear America and North Korea, if we could save nuclear war until next week, that'd be great. One has Mary Berry coming for lunch tomorrow.
Theresa May better not back America in the beef against North Korea, all they need to do is drop 2 nukes and England gone fam.
Should Nigeria be worried?
This North Korea thing is not looking good for all of us o. If one of those ballistic missiles mistakenly comes towards Africa...

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